When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head
After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.
by Wild Wes November 17, 2011
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Hey man, call the plug and get a half ounce of squirrel treats. Maybe a couple of grams of those other squirrel treats too.
by The Man Who Owns the World December 28, 2020
Get the squirrel treat mug.An urban mystical beast that is often seen thrusting acorns. This savage beast is constantly sexually active. It seeks out it's soulmate, a fellow squirrel. This squirrel is extremely irresponsible which is why he loses his walnuts. This mystical beast loves munching on acorns. He also loves singing. If this mystical beast is seen in public scream Shayrine to piss it off.
Boy: "Damn look at that... its shayan the squirrel"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"
by Shayan the Squirrel May 25, 2017
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by 12bdk May 3, 2016
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by hairyshitstorm February 23, 2012
Get the sewer squirrel mug.a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.
b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.
b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.
by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011
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