An amature. Someone who only smokes every once in awhile, or a one-hitter quitter. stoners think they're the shit but they have waaaaay more experience to go before they become a true pothead. being a stoner is nothing to be proud of, in fact i'd take it as an insult. stop bragging about being a "stoner" because it only makes you look like a retard.
.potheads for life.
.hella.
.potheads for life.
.hella.
"justin think he's hella badass but he's just a little bitch-stoner. he can't even hang yet..fucking one-hitter-quitter, b."
by [tWeAk] June 11, 2006
Get the stonermug. Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.
by The Grim-Job March 22, 2010
Get the Stoner-Bonermug. by Sk8ergirl1322 December 21, 2008
Get the Love Stonermug. A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.
by Duckyruzic February 17, 2012
Get the Stoner's Assistmug. An annoying, usually very young, boy or girl on the internet that has either never smoked weed, or has only done so once. Pseudo stoners use the words "bro," "nigga," and "bruh" on a daily basis.
by youfoundher February 6, 2015
Get the psuedo stonermug. The physical interaction between an object and a higher power of life when you are baked. A gravitational force given to those who smoke weed.
Ex 1) When you are listening to music late at night stoned, your device will never fall onto the floor, Stoner’s Delight will keep it on the bed.
Ex 2) When you are packing a bowl and it tips over, somehow the bud stays in the bowl and doesn’t fall out, even though the law of physics is contradicted.
Ex 1) When you are listening to music late at night stoned, your device will never fall onto the floor, Stoner’s Delight will keep it on the bed.
Ex 2) When you are packing a bowl and it tips over, somehow the bud stays in the bowl and doesn’t fall out, even though the law of physics is contradicted.
“Dude, I dropped my bong but somehow it landed on my backpack and didn’t break”
“Stoner’s Delight, bro.”
“Stoner’s Delight, bro.”
by OSG Bobby November 19, 2017
Get the Stoner’s Delightmug. Stoner chick: a women who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears vintage , bohemian or hippie style clothes
By Priscilla/Celly. July/30/2021
By Priscilla/Celly. July/30/2021
by Celly_belly July 30, 2021
Get the stoner chickmug.