Italian geyser

When you cum not only in a girls mouth but also on her tits.

Vito: Hey did u hear that Tony gave Kayla an Italian geyser!

Mick: Wow, she must have had a fun cleaning job after that.

Vito: Hell yeah.

by yankees2738 January 2, 2014

riding italian

Husband driving the car while his wife sits in the backseat

When Cosimo's parents drive to the grocery store, they are riding Italian.

by MCD11 March 1, 2014

Italian job

Having a cigarette while sat on the toilet pooping

My favourite part of the day is having an Italian job first thing in the morning when I get out of bed, otherwise I lack the sheer will to live generally

by Lba laid back attitude May 11, 2019

Steamy Italian

The act of fucking a hot pocket or a folded up pizza while still hot.

Man I got a blister on my dick for doing the Steamy Italian.

by Talon95 March 10, 2021

Italian sandpaper

A girl's dense pube stubble, which is at the perfect length so as to rub one's dick raw after prolonged boning.

1: She had Italian sandpaper so my dick hurts, but it was definitely worth it.

2: Ouch, my cock has an Italian sandpaper burn.

by slowly healing August 29, 2019

Red Italian

A cocktail drink containing equal-parts vodka, limoncello and Chef Boyardee Pizza Sauce.

Fuck your white russian! I'm ordering a red italian!

by The Logical Fallacy May 4, 2018

Italian Stallion

A male horse that is Italian in origin

"Wow bro, check out that Italian Stallion"
"Yeah man, his dick is massive"
"No you fucking cunt, that male horse in which is Italian in origin"

by The Big Bloke November 5, 2018