spare ground

The perineum - the bit of flesh between a scrotum and arsehole that can't be seen by it's owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.

Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".

by boyboyce September 04, 2009

C-Ground

The superior floor at burton and garran hall

Hey which floor are you on?

I'm on A2.

AHAHAHAHAH RIP that this shittest one!

Well what floor are you on?

C-Ground

Oh fuck fair enough you got lucky

by depstu August 20, 2021

Ground bum

Someone that picks up drinks from the ground to save a buck.

My husband is the only person that will tip a bartender $100 and then go be a ground bum.

by OdellRules June 04, 2025

fertile ground

Ejaculating into the dirt or rocks while hiking or camping.

I took Jessica up to the cascades and got fertile ground after a hike.

by Trophy boi January 20, 2024

Ground pepper

When a black man cuts his knee

Guy falls over: aaaawwww Ive got a ground pepper

by Ground pepper March 13, 2018

Ground Slapper

Huge floppy feet that slap the ground as you walk.

"bro got them GROUND SLAPPERS!"

by MostLIkelyMe April 09, 2023

Ground floor

Ground floor enter the street, 1st floor you are jumping out a window

I jump out the 1st floor window not the ground floor because Amanda told me it was the street and died

by Livvysmallfeet March 24, 2021