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Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.
Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.
by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021
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Grenade

A handheld explosive. Pull the pin, boom. All problem gone
I threw a grenade at those terrorists
by T0varisch March 17, 2020
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Gardner grenade

A variation of the Oklahoma hand grenade, where a woman jerks off her male partner into her asshole, then farts the load back onto the male partners face.
Did you hear what that nasty fuck josh did? When he was banging that swamp donkey out he had her give him a Gardner grenade, he had to take a shower to get all that dirty sausage slime off his face.
by Mr. Gagsonmen February 6, 2025
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texas hand grenade

Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.
by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025
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male grenade

An ugly guy usually found in a group of hotties, on a dating app, or at the club.
“Girl, i’m on a date with a MALE GRENADE
by snookiiiiiii July 10, 2023
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Grenade Bong

When a grenade horn is used to drink beer vertically, as if it were a beer bong. Grenade Bongs are strictly for "Bros", and should never be used by an actual grenade.

-The Grenade Bong originated from ODU in Virginia on October 20, 2011 at the district. "Beef Cake" and "Swag Master" are the founders of this wonderful college pastime.
Tarah K. and Jourdan N. took those Grenade Bongs like champs last night on Thirsty Thursday. They are such Bros!

They also received a respectable amount of lap dances that night.
by brODU October 21, 2011
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Squirrel Grenade

An obfuscating line of argument intended to distract from the issue at hand by throwing out minor distractions scurrying in all directions away from the truth. Coined on Twitter by Asha Rangappa during DNI congressional testimony on September 26, 2019.
I was caught red-handed bribing a foreign official, so I quickly dropped a squirrel grenade to get congress to look into the former Vice President, his son's business dealings, and insufficient european foreign aid.
by P.N. Threnady September 26, 2019
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