Electric Clown

Tweakers who have two faces, that get the elders drunk and then steal all their money. After, they clown around accomplishing nothing and smoking marijuana constantly, which makes them USELESS.

Me- My aunt and cousin just got my grandma drunk and stole all her money

Salad Fingers- Wow what an Electric Clown!!!!!!

by clown smuggler September 19, 2009

Bathroom Clown

When a person uses too much makeup or perfume/cologne and comes out of the bathroom to show the world what hookers looked like in the 60s.

What a bathroom clown, with that much makeup you could paint a house.

by MrGoddamnMoseby October 10, 2016

Clown Horn

When you fart loud and high pitched.

“Damn! That fart was like a clown Horn!!”

by Sharks Tooth August 20, 2020

Schrodinger’s Clown

When you or someone else has added dry humor into your daily conversations so much that people including your friends can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

Person 1: If I just had to shoot confetti out of my pussy to make thousands On the Internet I’d do it.
Person 2: Yo wtf, why would you do that?do you not have any morals or self-respect
Person 1: Ayo it’s just a joke man.Fuck I wish I didn’t have to say that so often, it’s like I’m Schrodinger’s Clown or some shit.

by Lobotomized3D February 7, 2021

cancel the clown

1. v. to not meet expectations.
2. v. to prevent someone from having intercourse.

1a. Due to your stupidity and lack of attention you really know how to cancel the clown.

1b. Are you feeling ok? Where's your head at? You're really cancelling the clown today.

2a. After dinner last night I thought my girlfriend and I were going to have intercourse, instead she cancelled the clown on me.

2b. I was really getting to know that girl through intense conversation and then my douchebag friends intruded on my squirrel and cancelled the clown on me.

by kim crappen January 21, 2008

Clown Racer

Someone who’s spend $10,000 or more on a race car but consistently runs in the back.

Hey, did you see that Dan bought that new MB custom for $22,000 and ran dead last? What a clown racer.

by Ministocklegend June 13, 2020

Clown Dogging

Like raw dogging , except you fuck yourself over by being ignorant .

“I’m clown dogging this next test.”
“Look at him clown dogging up that perfectly good opportunity!”

by FenderBender19 March 13, 2019