If your meet a Christopher they will be very loyal and give you the biggest smile. they might get hot headed a lot when you mess with him or his friends. He might be stubborn you will always see his nose stuck in a book. He loves his family and friends with all his heart he will never let you down when he makes his promise. He'll probably look mean but give him a talk he might even wright his number on a gum wrapper. If I missed anything just comment😉
by Handsom, smart , intelligent March 28, 2019
"yo my grandpa old asf" - taj
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher
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by random mindcrack guy March 21, 2019
A cute guy that loves to laugh and make dirty jokes, and has a lot of inside jokes. he's very hardworking and funny. makes all the girls laugh and is very attractive. if he steps foot in your way, you'll fall to the ground. you want a Chris Catchings in your life!
by The Sneak Thief March 08, 2018
Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
by iloveChrisSlander June 13, 2022
WHOAAA THERE IS THAT christopher naseiro
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