Canned Belt

When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.

My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been

I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.

by dildosexual January 7, 2024

The belt

Something your dad hits you with

Mom:Go eat your food Jimmy!
Jimmy:NO!
Dad:Don't make me get the belt
Jimmy:NO NO NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HDHDHJJHDJHHHHHHHHHAJKHJHDDD

by F0XMCEDU February 24, 2022

ballsack belt buckle

you pull your balls above your dick, so that way its sticking out of your pants. anytime a girl looks at it, you say "Hey, my eyes are up here y'know" like they've done to us

girl: *Looks down*
guy: "My eyes are up here"
girl: "but your ballsack is out"
guy: "so's the top of your boobs, and it's called a ballsack belt buckle"

by teeheepeelee December 11, 2023

fan belt

Circumcised penis

Jack and Dave are drinking at the pub. Jack asks Dave if has a fan belt or skivvy?

by Josho May 21, 2022

bumping belts

A sexual orientation that is conducted by hips, touching hips. When fully enveloped in the deed.

After some drinks, we began bumping belts

by KnightHawk29 February 13, 2024

Ball Sack Belt Buckle

When you pull your nuts out over your pants and drop them in front of your belt buckle.

My balls needed more adequate sunlight, so I made a ball sack belt buckle.

by Es_Pech April 22, 2024

Amish Belt Buckle

The act of pulling ones scrotum ( ballsack) over the top of their buttoned jeans while wearing a belt. The ballsack should then cover up his, ( or now days, her) actual belt buckle revealing the stressed testicles. Then is common practice to show to your friends to make them laugh.

Hey guys!! What do you all think of my new Amish Belt Buckle!?

by KKALEB December 6, 2017