Tom's Mum

Where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.

Player 1: Dude, you just died... Again.

Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)

Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.

by Fumita October 18, 2012

Tom nook

A secret Arabian spy used to figure out the American capitalist system to exploit the stock market. Also extremely skilled at being a stupid fucking bitch that will scam all your fucking bells.

Damn that fucking bitch Tom nook stole all of my FUCKING bells again! AHHHHHHHHH

by anon01992065278 May 6, 2020

Tom Baker

A long, wide, wool scraf, simlar to the one worn by Tom Baker on Doctor Who.

Wow, I love your Tom Baker!

by LongLiveRock July 26, 2005

Tom Hardy

To do a "Tom Hardy" is to have enough confidence in your own ability as a human and the sheer arrogance to refute the need of any form of social media/app to attract a member of the opposite sex.

"So are you on tinder/twitter?"

I hate to do a "Tom Hardy" but I don't need that to get a shag.

by admicu April 15, 2014

Tom Holland

Daddy

"Wow Tom Holland is a great Spider-Man"
"You misspelled daddy"

by Tom Holland is a cinnamon roll July 25, 2018

Tom Morrelo

Probably the most talented guitarist in the whole fucking world. The things he does with a guitar are just fucking amazing. Plays for Audioslave and played for Rage Against the Machine.

Tom Morrelo's solo in Like a Stone is fucking mind blowing live.

by fsdaffsad April 28, 2005

gay tom

Gay Tom is an expression that originated in the UK and is used to express your feelings toward someone you know. The term is often a term of endearment with an offensive undertone.

"Don't call me a cunt, you gay tom!"

by chazsan June 17, 2008