a weapon that is used to bother sharks, preferably resulting in the shark attacking you and leaving bite marks on your side
I have this thing called a Shark Rocket and I shoot it at them. And it really annoys sharks. And then I just wade there in the water and they come at me. But I'm really good at eluding them. I know this hip move, it's something porpoises do and I then I pretend that I have a bottleneck and I stab them in the gills. And it really is effective. I just punched it and it let me go. And tell me there's no time in your life when you swim faster than when a fuckin' shark lets you go, your just like "Aahhh no," you're on the beach, "Aahhh no!" Fucking shark let's you go and if you don't get pussy with that story, "You want to see my scar?"
by Yosef Yelen May 20, 2006
Get the shark rocketmug. The breaker panel was three feet away, but the electrician pet the shark and worked with the live wires.
by Mikey the Sub-Genius January 21, 2019
Get the Pet the sharkmug. One child is the shark and stands in the middle of the yard. The other kids are the minnows and line up at one end of the yard. The object is for the minnows to get from one end of the yard to the other without being caught, aka tagged, by the shark. If tagged, then the minnow also becomes a shark.
Bob: Let’s play sharks and minnows
The children in his basement: Yeah
Bob: I’ll be the shark
Kids in the basement: ok
The children in his basement: Yeah
Bob: I’ll be the shark
Kids in the basement: ok
by Your bob August 30, 2022
Get the Sharks and minnowsmug. by JENnaySayQWA April 1, 2015
Get the Shark Specialmug. A variant of sharking, low sharking is the practice of forcefully removing an unsuspecting woman’s skirt, either by lifting it up or pulling it down, thus exposing her underwear. Popular in Japan, and usually filmed and posted on the internet. In some cases, the woman’s underwear is also removed, and the camera gets a close up of her pussy. It is also common that the assailant will begin to assault her by fingering her or rubbing, licking, and or slapping her cunt. This is not to be confused with Top Sharking, in which the top is removed to expose the woman’s tits.
We saw some guys Low Sharking a woman today. They lifted up her skirt and took off her panties. The guys let us come over and we got to slap the bitch’s cunt. It was awesome!
by Apple Seeds 360 January 7, 2021
Get the Low Sharkingmug. Blargle in this sense is pretty much a synonym for bullshit. The Blargle Shark is the source of all bullshit. Also used as a phrase to call BS.
by Bowoneshi May 15, 2010
Get the Blargle Sharkmug. Grandpa Shark is the old guy outside the elementary school looking to pick up a baby shark doo doo doo doo da doo and molest it in his basement
Yesterday a Grandpa Shark was arrested for kidnapping little kids and molesting them in his basement.
by puick pride awareness October 8, 2018
Get the Grandpa Sharkmug.