Lord Borgshire

When the borg land in Britain, they cannot help but be assimilated, you see. As a result, one finds a Lord Borgshire here, or there. He wears a black monocle that links into his borg-y plugs, and his wife is Lady Borgshire, of course.

NO! Run! It's the borg! *everyone is screaming and running*

Lord Borgshire: "I say! Resistance is quite futile. Undoubtably, you will be assimilated!"

by Eagle Eye ADG July 25, 2010

PISS LORD

When you piss on those below you, thus showing your dominance over those who shall never bathe others in piss.

Piss Lord: BEHOLD!!! MY PISS!!!
Peons: YES!! THANK YOU PISS LORD!!! BLESS US WITH YOUR PISS

by FluxifiedGod1 December 5, 2020

Dark Lord

The douchebag who wants to use his dick and his dickiness to fick yo gurl and to fuck up your entire goddamn LIFE.

Carter: So what got you down this time friends?
Jan: Tell him Tony.
Tony: It was Lenny he got his ass kicked by...Trent. But Trent then got his ass whooped by...HIM.
Carter: Oh no... Not Him...
Dickface: Who's HE?
Bob: It's...Jansworth. Wait no you're talking about Aiden aren't you?
Tony: Worse.
Jan: WAY FUcKING Worse!
Carter : no...
Because b: no...god...
Dickface: Don't tell me...
Bob: Oh no...
Tony: Oh yes.
Carter: Don't say his name!
Jan: It was Stephen 'Fuckerdoodle'' "Bully Bug" "Dickface" "Al Capone" "O'Donnel Bitchieness" Wankerdoodleswanswogsworn-th.
Caring Idiot: Not him!
Carter: The Dark Lord!

by either everyone or no one care January 19, 2016

Cunt lord

Like a slum lord but the owner is a massive cunt.

"Fionas is a cunt Lord " said Ian

by Elmanderpo January 10, 2018

Lord Mcfred

Lord Mcfred is known for being the best midfielder of all time. he's considered to be a lot better than players like Iniesta, Zidane, Toni Kross, Xavi, Modric, and a lot of others. He could've won the midfielder of the year every year he played but Fifa, Uefa, and France football decided that he's too good and it would be unfair to others.
"he's the best midfielder to ever play the game"

-Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

Lord Mcfred is the best midfielder of all time.

by a guy who knows football March 1, 2022

lord-eggbeef

a person who thinks they're right when they are blatantly wrong.

Alex Amini is constantly acting a fool because he is such a lord-eggbeef.

by lord_eggbeef (eggbeef saga) December 9, 2009

Lord Bail

the fatest of all the cats in the land. known for his obnoxious meowing and constant eating. he likes earwax and big green chairs.

Lord Bail wont secede from his food bowl.

by Doug Skeeter & Patty Mayonaise December 30, 2008