loaf

a homosexual man who typically moderates discord severs, and attempts to groom minors.
"loaf was arrested the other day, they found the cp on his computer"
by sharpiebs June 21, 2025
mugGet the loafmug.

Bedside loaf

Dude, I loved seeing that band last night

Nah, they were a bedside loaf
by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020
mugGet the Bedside loafmug.

Bullet Loaf

A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.
Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.
by Cherb Derbitt February 8, 2012
mugGet the Bullet Loafmug.

Loafing

To “lack” or to NOT have a gun on you
“Damn why you out here loafing?”
“I’m not going out there loafing”
by KeelahB May 7, 2024
mugGet the Loafingmug.

loaf

name for boys who are soft bitches
he a loaf.
by Lila and Ariana September 30, 2023
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Cat Loaf

A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.
"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"
by bobbly bob November 3, 2022
mugGet the Cat Loafmug.
When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot
It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”
by Lilghub August 16, 2025
mugGet the Loaf of bread in the bootmug.

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