Irish Kisses

When an Irish man gets drunk and beats up his wife giving her a black eye

Dad would come home drunk some times and give my mom some Irish Kisses.

by Mickey Sunday March 17, 2010

Irish shoeshine

When someone swipes a dirty mop over your shoes at the restaurant, usually support staff like bussers or dishwashers at the end of the night when they're stoned, not paying attention, and trying to go home for the evening.

The dishwasher just gave me the Irish shoeshine. What a dick.

by Worst Waiter in Los Angeles December 10, 2010

Irish toothache

an erection.

I saw Britney on Top of the Pops last night and i got a massive Irish toothache.

by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003

irish finger

Inserting a finger into the anus.

Dave: So how did the date go last night?
Ian: Well I gave her the Irish Finger, so pretty well.

by Bing3224 March 21, 2020

Irish Influenza

an acute, commonly epidemic disease, with several different symptoms, caused by abundant consumption of intoxicants and characterized by a combination of head throbbing, watery digestive discharge and rancid beath.
Synonym: Hung over.

Dude,i got Irish influenza from brian's party last night, im not gunna make it to Nyack with you to see those French biddies.

by Mr.HelleR July 27, 2009

Irish Fag

"A guy who'd walk past a bar to be with a broad" from the memoir "The Tender Bar" by J.R. Moehringer

"...I asked Bob the Cop if his wife ever got suspicious about his being out every night." "Nah", he said "She knows I'm no Irish fag."

by Marc Madenwald April 15, 2008

Cloaked Irish Devil

Term used to describe untrustworthy male who frequents bars and alcohol related events but pretends to drink alcohol, or drinks very little, in order to disguise his intentions of taking advantage of vulnerable women or capitalizing on drunkards who gamble.

Joey grew suspicious that the attractive well dressed man was a Cloaked Irish Devil, as he maintained the same bottle of beer for three hours. Irish Devil

by Sacramento Solon December 17, 2016