Greasy weasel

To drop a greasy weasel!

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!

by Nerofalco2 May 28, 2023

Greasy Panda

Your have just finished hot yoga with a full face of make up, then proceed to give your sexual partner a rim job whilst they sit on your face

A bloke comes in and rubs his butt cheeks on your eyes "greasy panda"

by Belinda blinks June 19, 2020

Greasy Napoleon

A Greasy Napoleon is when you smother a small man in a lubricant (such as cooking oil) and leave him to die in a dilapidated shack on an isolated island.

"Trevor had sex with my wife, so I gave him a Greasy Napoleon."
"That's really fucked up."
"He had it coming."

by BleachLover43N15 September 07, 2020

Greasy Bangs

When somebody has been doing physical activity and their fringe (bangs) become sweaty (greasy)

I have just finished climbing and I have greasy bangs

by Greasy Bangs gang July 16, 2017

greasy caveman

Similar to an ape a greasy cave is a brainless person who either screams or does strange things

Piss off Mark you greasy caveman

by Otis The Cow From The Barnyard June 01, 2017

Fat greasy hoe

Usually a girl who gives off crackhead vibes. Most likely named Carina or Violet.

Omg did you see carina and violet today??
Yeah
Violet is a real fat greasy hoe
Carina too

by Carinaparkeywarkey October 28, 2019

Fat Greasy Hoe

When you are talking to your friend and you are explaining how and what you you look like.

You know I am just a Fat Greasy Hoe

by Know one knows?????? September 25, 2019