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My Dad

Went to get gas
15 years ago
by BigBruh1424 May 12, 2019
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Dad Balling

When a Dad observes his significant other breast feeding their child and is aroused.

Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.
So last night we were at Boston Pizza. Then my wife went to breast feed our kid, and i was left with a huge hard on.

That Bitch was Dad Balling me!
by DadBallz4lyf August 26, 2019
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Dad songs

songs from the 70's that your dad is likely to turn all the way up and yell the lyrics that you can't hear because the guitars are like 100 decibels.
(at a party, peter the pimp proceeds to play led zeppelin songs)

curtis cock: "God! Stop playing those dad songs!"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018
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dad coffee

A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.

A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.
GIRL: This coffee is so bitter!
BOY: Yea, I'm sorry that came out like dad coffee today.
by NewYorkNewerPork August 4, 2019
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connors dad

He's fat and wears firetraps
Lewis: did you see Connors dad , he's wearin firetraps
Connor: shut it naw he isn't
by Nigger number two August 2, 2018
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Ken’s dad

Bye honey getting some milk ken’s dad
by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020
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dad shirt

a type of shirt typically worn by dads and tourists; usually tropical patterned and/or from costco

I usually wear dad shirts with high waisted shorts and my birks.”
by hg_19 June 22, 2018
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