don't eat the big white mint

A phrase used to ridicule someone's stupidity, "big white mint" refers to a urinal cake. Thus "don't eat the big white mint" implies that someone is stupid enough to mistake the urinal cake for a mint and eat it.

I was on a date with this really dumbass guy, and he said he had to go to the bathroom. I said, OK, don't eat the big white mint.

by purplefeltangel July 4, 2006

Bite the big one.

A North American expression that means to die.

The tire blew and we spun out of control. I really thought we were going to bite the big one.

by DMWool September 7, 2013

shit the big suit

When something terrible happens to a uniform or special equipment that you wear. Like crapping the dive suit, ski suit, or any other suit that is not easy to clean. A large mistake in the pants that also have an attached top like a union suit.

don't shit the big suit. I shit the big suit. Last week when I was out skiing I had a brand new union suit and instead of farting I shit the big suit. The first time I went kayaking I got so scared that I shit the big suit.

by dogberkley April 20, 2018

You’ll have that on the big jobs.

A nicer way of saying " Crap happens.”

Wife: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

Husband: You’ll have that on the big jobs.

by Justapotato765 November 18, 2017

Sheep in the Big City

One of the greatest shows ever. Too Bad Cartoon Network got rid of it...

Sheep had to avoid General Specific and Private Public in the big city.

Oxymoron ________ with the power of an OX!!!!

by Canada3241 May 7, 2004

Bite the big Kahuna Burger

to fuck up; to be highly unsuccessful; to crash and burn in embarrassment with extremely unfortunate and dire consequences; to be defeated; a disastrous effort; to get royally beaten; to be demoralized and overcome by adversity similar to recent efforts by Quentin Tarantino to produce a good movie.

Dude, I knew she was gonna bite the big Kahuna Burger when she went out with your skank ass...all you wanted was a piece...she wanted to take you home to Ma and Pa

by Duderbra August 16, 2011

Hold up, I'm a geek, the big paradox

The Iconic and revolutionary line from DREAMCATCHER's BOCA, sung/rapped by Lee Yubin, commonly known as her stage name Dami.

Me: doing literally anything
My brain after listening to BOCA: Hold up, I'm a geek, the big paradox-

by Dami, Pretty lady, step on me~ November 15, 2020