pollinating (sex act)

when you masturbate in front of the female

and cum on her belly

then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb

it's hot, because it mimics the act of masturbating to porn / hentai

except that it's in real life

good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety

you're pollinating her like a flower or plant

it's spicier if she's not on the pill, thus impregnation

i was pollinating (sex act) her

by Andrew E Cooper July 17, 2025

act like gold

A woman that values herself more than a THOT, is established in her profession, beautiful, intelligent and will make you put in that work.

"It's Beyonce season and they act like gold"

by The Realest in the SIX September 17, 2016

acting sweet

Acting Sweet- when someone gets around a group of people and tries to fit and act cool

Not acting like themselves

Damn bro your really acting sweet right now

by General gilly August 30, 2022

Acting Extra

To be overly dramatic and unnecessary or exaggerating a situation.

My boss is acting extra because I was two minutes late for work.

by GopherHole000 November 2, 2022

acting like future

made to reference the rapper "future", known for being nonchalant and toxic in relationships. this is used to describe people who fit those traits.

"i just broke up with my man and he's completely unbothered.."
"lmao he acting like future"

by lsadora January 21, 2024

Devious Acts

Devious Acts is when one or more people (typically friends) plan to troll someone online. They troll people by doing something malicious to their target without them noticing. It is ideal for their target to not know who did the trolling because that makes it a lot funnier. However, its okay if they do find out because the damage has already been done. Even if they find out mid-trolling, they can't do anything to stop the devious act.

"Im gonna do devious acts guy"

by AstFlo June 12, 2023

Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose

I'm over 30, and I don't work at a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.

by Sportysnake November 19, 2020