When a man ejaculates into his hand and then via his finger inserts said ejaculate into someone’s ear
by Ultramegadude111 October 12, 2018
It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.
Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"
by DopeRedHead420699/11 November 05, 2019
Normally used to describe a lad who thinks he’s all that but isn’t even half of that. Can typically be found frequenting the same sports bars, in the same outfit, drinking the same pink gin and lemonade. Spends his spare time flirting with girls way out of his league, relaxing on the sun bed and saying he’s going to the gym when he’s actually taking it slow in the steam room.
A: oh my god I have a date with Matt Burnett this weekend
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe
by B Caitlin July 09, 2019
by KingChode December 10, 2009
“How did your date with Cindy go last night?”
“Not great. She wouldn’t talk to me after I gave her a wet snowball”
“Not great. She wouldn’t talk to me after I gave her a wet snowball”
by Littlebigbitch March 13, 2018
When in contact with a womans moist vagina. Penetrate the wet area using your index or whatever finger preferred. Then insert the moist finger into the unexpected companions ear.
by clinexani December 19, 2013