Testicle

Furry red/blue/green/purple squishy balls located in the pelvic region of the human body,both male and female, they are interchangable with other testicles, typically 5-7 inches long

Ex. Today I'm going to wear my gay pride testicles.

by austin November 30, 2004

Tessie

A Tessie is a student at Texas Woman's University. You will recognize us by our shared maroon and white colors between our long-standing brother school Texas A&M.

A Tessie is an Aggies dream woman. Texas A&M holds her in high esteem and can't wait for the two to tie the knot in the little chapel in the woods just like our alumni have done for generations.

Texas A&M's sister school has a long loving history together. You are proud of her.

Aggie:

"Let's go to Denton, Texas to meet our Tessie. They're the love of our life."

Aggie Grandchild:

"My grandfather was in Texas A&M Corps of Cadets and met his Tessie in her empire Denton, Texas. They are still head over heels for one another and take photos in front of Minerva on their anniversary."

by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 13, 2020

pharyngal testicles

A vulgar term for swollen tonsils.

"I had to have my pharyngal testicles removed over break..."

--Curt

by Pink January 30, 2004

Teste Tuesday

Teste Tuesday are where every tuesday, men from ages 12 to 80 rub their dicksacks to see it they have any cancer lumps. It is extremely faggit. I would rather get cancer.

man 1: hey man ill check your teste tuesday if you check mine

man 2: sure man, ill even check with my mouth!

by pwnerofall June 23, 2009

Penis licking monkey testical log rolling uncle

a man? with a penicl that can be used to write on paper or other white objects not black ones unless its a super duper gangster white penicl that write on black things like sreggin

i have a pencil man its so awsum i can write with it its like the shit homie

by b-rent December 19, 2004

As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)

His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

by Abu Jarema March 5, 2008

testectomy

The removal of the testicals. (Most likely painful, as one would imagine.)
Test, being testicals and -ectomy being a suffix meaning the removal of; therefore, producing the word testectomy.

Poor bob. He had a testectomy.
Pronunciation: test-ECT-uh-me

by GWsux October 23, 2005