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taint chips

the flakey dandruff that falls off your grundle taint region after scratching vigorously or results from extreme chaffing
My boxers are full of taint chips!!!
She gobbled my balls so hard i left her a taint chip moustache!
by RDE delco December 31, 2008
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Taint Baggage

A pejorative, used in place of any other phrase referring to the testicles.

Typically used when a phrase such as ball sac, gonads, nuts or any derivation thereof would be considered too flattering for the subject.
John: "Tim really pisses me off; he's like a walking, talking ball sac."
Jack: "Don't give him so much credit; he's more of a taint baggage."
by boswok October 16, 2009
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taint biter

(adj)Someone who pisses you off. A jerk or bitch.
That fucking taint biter just cut me off!
by Kim Blanchfield May 27, 2008
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taint weasel

1.a person who enjoys sucking taint. similar to cum dumpster or even cock sucker.
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint
my ex-girlfriend jackie is a taint weasel. so is jamie.
mike, he is such a taint weasel.
by harry paratestis January 21, 2006
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taint paint

A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.
"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."
by Taint Tamer November 4, 2007
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Taint Paint

the build-up of "nasty" things in a man or woman's taint,( place in between the genitals and anus), such as left over tampon strings, anal leakage, sweat, dirt, cheese, blood, commonly used as a word for vag jam.
Na man, she was gross! Her taint paint tasted like sour milk and coagulated blood.
by OG JAKEMAN January 17, 2010
mugGet the Taint Paintmug.

Lawn Taint

the small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.
I always mow the Lawn Taint taint on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.
by Q Hound July 28, 2011
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