totebulsh

an abbreviation for "total bullshit" that saves half the syllables AND keeps you from swearing, technically.

A: "They said it was shipped overnight. That was last week!"
B: "That's totebulsh, mom."

by Quitty January 10, 2012

tote-aholic

A person or animal who is addicted to totes or travel size purses. The first step is admittance.

I love the Tory Burch York Buckle tote in the dark walnut, I want to buy all the totes of the world, I'm such a tote-aholic.

by 1017bs March 12, 2015

Toesturbating

When you masturbate with your feet

Caleb gave Collin a magical toesturbating experience all night.

by Yeah that's what it says January 7, 2017

tomesia

Cherokee meaning heat, love, or passion.

Love in the desert.

Tomesia meaning Love or the heat of the desert.

by Keys2mylife January 10, 2017

toes goes

An alternative to the popular game nose goes that overrules the original outcome.

“Nose goes! Now you’ve gotta take out the trash”
“Step off bitch, toes goes!”

by Webster’s dick-tionary October 26, 2017

tonestous

the voice which is so loud and unpleasant

what a tonestous sound!

by A.M.B.Z November 19, 2017

tote gang

A gang of some bad ass mother fuckers getting and staying noided

Damn I heard cade was in tote gang

by BiggzNibba April 22, 2018