Total Stranger

When recieving a handjob from someone you've just met, or a stranger. They use the hand opposite of what they write with. For example, if they're right handed they would use their left hand.

You know that girl I hooked up with the other day? She gave me a weird handjob. It was like a total stranger.

by FlashSlapper November 08, 2013

A total Ian

The act of encouraging other people to do something without having the courage to do it themselves.

Jonas: Throw a rock at that car!
Sander: Do it yourself.
Jonas: No.
Sander: Wow, you`re being a total Ian!

by BingoPer48 December 04, 2018

total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard

"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.

by Dark Therapy February 04, 2009

total up

Add

I total up the cash drawer before I leave.

by booziebobeep August 08, 2017

for totallys

To express complete agreement.

Easily abbreviated to "FT" for text messages.

Chad: Are you going to Mitchell's party?
Lilly: For totallys.

by Freenachos November 08, 2007

total fugazi

absolutely one hundred percent FAKE

undisputed bs

Wiseguy slang

Joeys Rolex? TOTAL FUGAZI

by trenbraaah May 10, 2022

totally

means definitely not in text speak

i’m totally fine

by djnwiek187382 September 25, 2021