Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.

She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022

Tomato fucker

Son of a farmer that's not allowed in the barn anymore.

After little Billy was caught fucking the pigs ant the chickens, we banished him from the farm. Next thing we know we got a little tomato fucker on our hands.

by Error219 May 23, 2022

tomato

a red fruit/veggie or a fruitable, but emoji makes it pop up when u search up fruit so therefore its settled! anyways, you can usually find it in burgers, tim hortons wraps, ect, and its sweet and very juicy.

"hey, whats that red fruitable over there?"
"oh, thats a tomato!"

by bubblgatorade May 25, 2022

No Tomatoes

Wen watchin sumthin dat may seem chessy or corny... turnt out bein Kool even cringin...

Person 1: yo! U seen that new show “blank” !

Person 2: hell, nah... was it any gud?

Person 1: No tomatoes ( 🚫🍅)

by ShovieGroovy September 8, 2021

NO TOMATO

Wen u disagree with tha shit

Person 1: oh shit, look at dat alligator!

Person 2: dats a crocodile?

Person 1: tomatoe

Person 2: NO TOMATO

by ShovieGroovy September 8, 2021

Tomato Bo

A Bo Burnham fan that is on the side of the tomatoes, often following the church.

“Did you see that Tomato Bo over there? Aren’t they cool?”

by CheesyBug September 12, 2021

Tomato

Tomato

Tomato

by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur July 19, 2021