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Road Yogurt

Crap that’s thrown out a window during a road trip. Preferably whitish in color, does not necessarily have to be dairy.
Close the window else that road yogurt!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 16, 2018
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Road rub

Girl getting her vagina rubbed while she's driving by the person in the passenger seat.
Hey babe, this is a long drive would you like some road rub?
by Caliscouser August 23, 2016
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Road King

Road King: (Noun) - A individual who is so large, that when they pass you in a tight space, you must let them by first, because they are the king of the road by default.
Bill, the Road King, was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
by roadrebelblackstar January 3, 2011
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road spam

Those roadside plastic signs advertising dating sites, furniture sales, diets, and work-at-home scams.

They are the guerrilla marketing equivalent of e-mail spam.

From the vast amount of oil-based plastic used to make them, it is clear that the energy crisis is a scam.
Mutt: Check this out, ima be rich an' skinny in 30 days !

Jeff: Yeah yeah. I saw that road spam sign too:

EARN 6 FIGURES
LOSE WEIGHT
GET GIRLS
CALL 1-555-4LOSERS
by TekRant June 17, 2010
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taking it on the road

In reference to the shoddy job most road construction crews do.
A job that to the visible eye seems complete but is actually done half assed and sloppily.

To rush through a job or project in order to be done with it, cutting corners so as not to be detected by outsiders.
I don't really have time to make apple pie to bring to Thanksgiving Dinner so I'm taking it on the road and getting one from the corner bakery and I'll say it's mine.
by Pamann October 28, 2010
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road log

To take a shit on the side of the road cuz u cant make it to the restroom before you crap your pants
Kenny had to take a mean shit on the way to Grandmas house, so he made me pull over and he dropped a road log.
by wamboozled June 2, 2014
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paving roads

when hash oil is smeared on a paper and rolled with either tobacco or bud. It simulates asphault being paved on a road when the oil is smeared on a paper.
darren had a half vile of oil so we were paving roads all night.

steve was paving roads all night.

want to hit up my bong?
nah, im game for paving roads though.
by fairf February 3, 2008
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