Person 1: What are you going to do when you're older?
Person 2: I've got rocking chair money, who cares?
Person 2: I've got rocking chair money, who cares?
by Draculascigarette December 9, 2010

Any chair (usually of varying quality) that resides outside a ladies dressing room. Typically populated with disgruntled boyfriends/husbands with angry or resigned expressions, surrounded by shopping bags.
"Did you see that guy in the stupid chair? I heard he fell for the 'I'll just be a minute,' gambit."
"Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna hang out in the stupid chair until you're done."
"Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna hang out in the stupid chair until you're done."
by mdonovan January 3, 2009

Is when two people strip naked and one person sits in the chair and and shits on it. The female will then proceed to ride the man until the shit has all been evacuated from the grundle and rectal area.
by Master Bayter December 17, 2017

To do something you're not supposed to do because the person who *is* supposed to do it is taking too long.
Alex was struggling to edit the video but then Ron came in with the steel chair.
It took Nevada so long to get the votes counted, Pennsylvania had to come in with the steel chair.
It took Nevada so long to get the votes counted, Pennsylvania had to come in with the steel chair.
by Sir Jolteon November 9, 2020

by Welive123 September 23, 2023

the chair is not your friend
just means that when you are working 8 hours a day, you need a break to sit down on a chair but are not really supposed to because if you just sit there you are idle and that is not good for productivity...
just means that when you are working 8 hours a day, you need a break to sit down on a chair but are not really supposed to because if you just sit there you are idle and that is not good for productivity...
by blthrskt May 6, 2009

when the receiver sits on the givers dick, the giver (normally unknown to receiver) shocks receiver with a taser.
by ArmyOfJuggernauts February 21, 2009
