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The Beached Whale

The commonly seen attempt of topping out on your climbing route. Involves laying on your stomach while flailing your arms and legs. Often unsuccessful. To see this phenomynon just take a trip up to your local climbing craigs, sit back, and wait. You won't miss it!
Bystander 1: Hey. Look! What's that guy doing ontop of that rock?

Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!
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whale bating

Flirting with a fat girl in a bar until she buys you a drink and then ditching her.
Man, I've got no money!

Why don't you go whale bating? There's a mad fatty over there with loads of cash.
by J-Pane March 24, 2011
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Polish the whale

the 360 change in direction performed by a girl on top during intercourse with a girthy dick. The circle can begin at any point (facing forward, either side or reverse cowgirl) and must end at that point.
I totally thought i was gonna last another few minutes until she decided to polish the whale, totally blew it.
by Girthywhale December 23, 2009
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Whale Hunting

Trying to find a date that is overweight or obese.
Sampson put on his suit and tie. Tonight was a beautiful night to go Whale Hunting.
by GoEatATowel June 26, 2016
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Stealth whale

Stealth Whale: Girls online that take only head shots. They look fit. But when you meet them well more size 20 than 12 😂. Watch out for them. Warn as many men as you can. These stealth whales are tempting poor males into dates with great online photos and turn up not looking anything like the picture. ... it's a crime. Be stealth whale aware.
My friend went on a date, it didn't go well, unfortunately she was a stealth whale.
by Las79 August 2, 2017
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thirsty whale

a girl who is a cock hungry bitch that will fuck anything
"julie will fuck anything that thirsty whale"
by aidum September 17, 2003
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harpoon that whale

A call used in derogatory fashion to make a fat girl's presence known so everyone around can enjoy laughing and staring.

Literally, it means "Fuck that fat chick!"
"Harpoon that whale"
by cerealkiller182 October 31, 2005
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