shrimp dipping

When you fishin for crawdads with your dick, making sure that you only dip the tip in

Man, I went shrimp dipping last night and caught 5 pounds of crawdads!

by HammyHandle July 3, 2016

shrimp

a little dick that 500k posted getting him banned for 1 season.

500k: dick pic
conductor: you got a shrimp dick

by 500K April 20, 2018

Shrimp Scampi with corn and basil

Fetish. When you eat a girls unwashed nether region and there are feces particles stuck to it.

Did you hear? Norace met this girl who loves Shrimp Scampi with corn and basil. He’s lucky

by Jason Mimosa June 14, 2022

Shrimp and aardvark

Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.

Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.

by Shrimp954 December 2, 2024

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023

Shrimp Fritter

Is when a Circus Midget goes to the concession stand and finds a curly fry on the ground and sticks his 1 inch dick in it and tops it off with his own vomit made up of peach schnapps & tomato juice . Then proceeds to go around the audience shoving his Shrimp Fritter in women's mouths

Trailer Trash drunk whore :" I am so hungry from being at this circus ..." Circus Midget : " Here you go you whore , chow down on this Shrimp Fritter "

by Big Dick Nik October 6, 2022

Shrimp

Referring to having a small penis, Most commonly used to be mean to men.

That man has a shrimp

by 4Rts September 7, 2021