Clam Crunching

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion

Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."

by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011

Clam Cloak

Female version of Tea Bagging. To place the clam curtains over the face of someone.

Present Tense: Clam Cloaking
Past Tense: Clam Cloaked

Jenny was pretty wasted the other night. When Sam was passed out she Clam Cloaked him ...

by StretchedCurtains October 1, 2009

christmas clam

when a woman's dress is too short at a Christmas party.

OMG, Judy's dress was so short that when she sat down you could see her Christmas clam.

by snookie1235768942341 December 19, 2010

clam hawk

A hot lesbian who preys on drunk straight girls

Gosh Jaims, you were such a clam hawk last night at the bar!

by J&GNeed October 16, 2013

Cash the Clam

To ash a joint, blunt, bowl, etc. in an ashtray.

"You where should I cash this?"
"Cash that shit in the clam dood"

"Cash the Clam"

by YoungMuzzy February 26, 2017

clam whisperer

One who enjoys eating pussy.

A pussy connoisseur. A carpet muncher. A box specialist.

Jose really enjoys going down on Karmen...he is a god damn clam whisperer.

by Clamydoo May 25, 2016

clam sham

1. A male to female post-op transsexual.
2. Any man who dresses like a woman.

Shonin looks like such a clam sham in that outfit.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009