White Christmas

When two man are having sex and one cums on the others dick, therefor, causing it to look like snow falling on a Christmas tree.

Man 1:"Dude, I gave Dave a White Christmas last night."
Man 2:" RAAAD"

by CrispyBusiness March 25, 2017

Merry Christmas

An insult for when a group of girls begins to insult you. It is followed up with “Ho, ho, ho”.

“You’re so ugly!”
“Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too.”
“Why are you saying Merry Christmas to us? Are you retarded?!”
*turns around to face them*
“Ho, ho, ho.”

by IHadOneJob June 10, 2022

Christmas Wood

getting wood at christmas or at the thought of christmas. wood meaning a stiffy, boner, hard-on, erect penis.

"I'd just had christmas dinner with my family when... BAM! Christmas Wood"

guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...

dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.

by so1tired1right1now December 25, 2010

Christmas Wanker

Someone who rejects Christmas and refuses to have fun just because it is Christmas. They will not allow decorations in an office environment for some poor reason like "it makes the place look untidy".

"Our boss is such a Christmas Wanker, he won't let us put a tree up."

by Stege December 7, 2011

Christmas CoD

One who plays call of duty on christmas dayinstead of spending it with family or friends

Person 1: hey do you want to have some turkey?

Person 2: Nah, CBA im to busy playing some christmas CoD.

by nintendo-kid64 December 24, 2010

Black Christmas

If poverty has forsaken your family during Christmas time.

I think we're going to have a Black Christmas

Hooray for Black Christmas

by The Wise one. December 4, 2013

Christmas Tight

Something thats only tight around or close to christmas

Dude1 " Dude did you see my sweater ? "

Dude2 " Hell yea dude its Christmas tight ! "

by Torched Tiki December 31, 2009