Christmas Wood

getting wood at christmas or at the thought of christmas. wood meaning a stiffy, boner, hard-on, erect penis.

"I'd just had christmas dinner with my family when... BAM! Christmas Wood"

guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...

dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.

by so1tired1right1now December 25, 2010

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Christmas Wanker

Someone who rejects Christmas and refuses to have fun just because it is Christmas. They will not allow decorations in an office environment for some poor reason like "it makes the place look untidy".

"Our boss is such a Christmas Wanker, he won't let us put a tree up."

by Stege December 07, 2011

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Merry Christmas

An insult for when a group of girls begins to insult you. It is followed up with “Ho, ho, ho”.

“You’re so ugly!”
“Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too.”
“Why are you saying Merry Christmas to us? Are you retarded?!”
*turns around to face them*
“Ho, ho, ho.”

by IHadOneJob June 11, 2022

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White Christmas

When two man are having sex and one cums on the others dick, therefor, causing it to look like snow falling on a Christmas tree.

Man 1:"Dude, I gave Dave a White Christmas last night."
Man 2:" RAAAD"

by CrispyBusiness March 26, 2017

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Brian Christmas

Brian is a sexy 22 year old male, goes by the name Brian, Love Cakes, Sexy Man Meat,3 legs, Lover, and everyones favorite Pervert! weights over 200 pounds of love, has a Twin sister named Brittany. and crazy ex girl friend! but fuck her.. cause hes got a hot Chick now!

"whos that sexy man?" "thats Brian Christmas!"

"hey, nice ass Brian Christmas"

by Brian jij February 05, 2010

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