Sweater Brains

What a guy REALLY means when he talks about being attracted to intelligent women.

Guy 1 to girl at a bar: I've always been attracted to intelligent women. I'll take brains over looks any day!
Guy 1 to guy 2, whispering: Yeah, sweater brains!

by JMcDon June 9, 2011

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sweater-muffing

The female equivalent to shirt-cocking, where a woman wears only a sweater, often post-coitus, but nothing else. Unlike "shirt-muffing" where the female subject may intend to dress provocatively in order arouse men, a sweater-muffing individual hopes no one will see her and uses only a sweater usually because it is easier than putting on normal clothes or because she is cold.

Sweater-muffing is common when performing quick rudimentary tasks after intercourse such as running to the kitchen to get some juice or checking one's email.

Charlie: I just saw our neighbour sweater-muffing it in the kitchen.
Jon: Wow at 3pm?
Charlie: Yeah, she was getting some juice.
Jon: You need a job dude.

by cabern November 1, 2011

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sweaterhead

street term for uncircumcised male genetalia

European men are generally sweaterheads.

by chiboy09 November 1, 2011

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sweepers

n. Ice curlers too weak or uncoordinated to throw heavy granite stones. They just sweep dirt and candy wrappings out of the stone's path.

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Come on sweepers! Put a little zest into it. We nearly wrecked on a ciggie butt in that last end.

by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

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Work Sweater

Chest hair shaved to have the borders of a sweater. When done with adequate amounts of full, thick chest hair, it can substitute for an actual sweater when you are short on clothing.

Henry: "Dude, have you seen Chad's work sweater?"
Frank: "Yeah, man. Even when he got no clothes, he still ready for work."

by Phyllis Frankweiler January 23, 2014

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