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Kristin Stewart

A wrongly idolized "Actress" who in fact cannot act, never leaves her monotone way of speaking and facial expressions, and is only loved or hated now because of her starring as Bella ((The ultimate Mary-Sue)) in the film adaption of Twilight.
Kristin Stewart sucks at acting, end of disscussion.
by Lunarwolfdemon July 22, 2009
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Sacramento Stewardess

Any young woman from Sacramento, CA in the age range of 18 to 20 (aka fucktart) who has sexual relations with men in their 30's and 40's. Sacramento seems to be the home of thousands of such young women. They are old enough to take it in their holes, but not yet old enough to drink alcohol.
I take night classes at Sac City College just for the Sacramento Stewardesses.

I fucked a Sacramento Stewardess up the shitpipe last night. She was old enough to drink my cum, but too young to drink my rum.
by HorseHungKris October 16, 2007
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Stewie Griffin

Stewie griffin is the youngest member of the griffin family of Quahog, Rhode island from the popular FOX TV serires family guy.

Stewie has an evil personality which is said to have been induced by his mother Lois smoking Marijuana while she was pregnant with him. His scary almost British accent is known as an evil Rex Harrison.

He is intent on world domination and the extermination of his mother, but also plans to kill many other people once he rules the world.
Lois Griffin: Come on stewie eat your broccoli here comes the airplane.

(knocks the broccoli off the fork and across the table)

Stewie Griffin: Damn you! Damn the broccoli! and damn the Wright brothers!!!
by Pinkfishe September 8, 2008
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deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.
by ariklkira November 14, 2012
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Jimmy Stewart

An improvisational musical excursion by Midwest rock band Umphrey's McGee (the best live band around these days). A "Jimmy Stewart" involves sections of music built upon by each band member, by using hand signals and on-stage communication. This kind of improvisation rarely ever falls flat, and will always keep the listener (or observer) interested. Visit umphreys.com for free podcasts.
"Man, that "Jimmy Stewart" out of The Triple Wide was absolutely ridiculous. I don't think I've ever danced that much!"
by Humphrey's McGhee December 28, 2008
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stewieism

The belief in the Family Guy character, Stewie's, beliefs in world domination. This belief comes with the urge to quote the character.
Stewieist: Damn you all!

Guy: Dude, you believe is stewieism?
by silly heart August 6, 2009
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Stewinie

Someone who will spend all of your money constantly.
Joe- Oh no!😱 Rahjin spent all of the savings on Popeyes!
Rufus- Damn Rahjin is being a real stewinie.

Rahjin is a stewinie because he spent all of the savings on Popeyes.
by Chrossy September 18, 2019
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