Stanley

1. Noun Under the term, 'Stanley', is a wide range of adjectives that depict the nature of -- a naive, young man. 'Stanley' is One that lacks intuitive and ambition to do productive activities; instead, a man of such relieves life by entertaining himself endlessly with video games, watching 'Scrubs', and getting lost with a Subway map...in which, he may end up in China.

2. Noun A common name for a squiggly line; infamous in doodles.

Plural: Stanleys.

That child...is sure to become a Stanley one day! Karen...what are all these Stanleys doing in your Math Notebook? You will receive an F for doodling Stanleys all over your test paper.

by Tessalinne September 1, 2010

Wide Stance

Refers to the stature of a male who has an over-abundance of genitalia.

Of course he has a wide stance; he's packing some serious sausage between his legs. Dude needs room.

by Project ACB October 16, 2007

Stanley Steamer

The act of getting off in your partners bush and then proceeding to suck the goo from their pubic hair as if you were steam cleaning their crotch.

Lisa's bush was looking kind of rough today so i gave her a good ole Stanley Steamer.

by Zee Dubya Es May 24, 2009

stanley steamer

When a guy named Stanley takes a big shit in the middle of your living room rug.

Oh,Oh...dammit Stanley you're never drinking here again!!

That is just uncalled for.

by Elvis May 8, 2004

Stanley Steamer

When a man is receiving a blowjob from behind, between his legs, and he simultaneously farts and orgasms on the face of the blow-jobbing party, effectively filling the mouth with man's milk and the nose with putrid methane.

In the family of terms referring to lascivious, sometimes humorous sexual acts, i.e. hot carl.

Last Valentine's day, I delivered a potent stanley steamer to Julie.

by Christoph Sasylor February 26, 2008

Battle Stanced

9K Racing Battle Stanced

Track ready cars who care about performance and looks.

Stretch tires are lame as fuck so beef it up with some meaty tire fitment.

Ready to rock

"That 550hp car is mad battle stanced with those 335/40/18 tires in the rear"

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by 9K Racing November 3, 2012

Stanley

A type of knife, associated with being used by English football hooligans amongst other things.

"Meet Stanley" From football factory, scouser whips out his Stanley knife.

by Duncaninho June 23, 2008