Scooterist

What you call a grown up mod who's realised how stupid he looks.

Too smart for a scooterboy, but too old to be a mod? Scooterist.

by SBWNik July 21, 2011

Scooter Flare

The scooter flare is when you are on a hill fucking someone on a scooter, then you release your hormones into your loved one and finally after having the lustful moment, you tie him/her to the scooter and kick her down the hill. This shows your appreciation to the relationship.

Tonight was sick, I gave her the amazing scooter flare

by xLiam OSullivan September 8, 2016

Shoot through

to leave

Let's shoot through mate

by kullkriss February 6, 2020

Shoot me

A phrase used when someone is called out on something but doesn't care, similar to "bite me".

Person 1: "Hey you're not allowed to smoke in here"
Person 2: "Shoot me"

by neckbrace November 26, 2020

Poop-shoot Face

A poop-shoot face is someone, usually a middle age woman, who always has the look on her face as if something is being shoved up her anus.

Also, a woman who you can tell by looking at her that enjoys anal intercourse.

ex.1 By the look on Nancey's face I could have swore she saw something horrid outside the window, but it turns out she is just a poop-shoot face.

ex.2 Nicki Minaj is such a poop-shoot face. I'd totally give it to her.

by GeorgeMichaels October 28, 2010

scooterers

little fags who clog up the goddamn skateparks. Little bitches

Those scooterers sure are fags.

by Spaztastic Derek February 29, 2004

Just Fucking Shoot Me

This is an expression of extreme frustration. Synonymous with FUCK and TITS

Or a strong negative response to a suggestion. Synonymous with hell no and over my dead body as well as fuck that.

Or in rare occasion an actual request to be shot by a firearm. Synonymous with the n-word granted the right audience and location.

1-I can't fucking do this shit
2-...
1-Just Fucking shoot me

OR...

1-Want to see the new alvin and the chipmunks movie?
2-Just fucking shoot me.

OR...(If on death row in Oklahoma)

1-For your crimes your life will be taken. How would you like the Great State of Oklahoma to take your life? Lethal Injection, Electric Chair, Firing Squad?
2-Just Fucking Shoot Me
1-Sweet, that's my favorite. I'm a backward fuck who still believes in capital punishment and doing it in extremely inhumane ways. We also believe in using capital punishment as much as possible. If only we could keep up with those sick fucks in Texas and Virginia.

by ModernMan2011 December 31, 2011