No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 07, 2020

splash bath

When one uses a public restroom to wash their genitalia when in expectation of sexual intercorse.

Bob needed to take a quick splash bath before seeing Jim

by Bigbagofnope October 14, 2015

splash some bandits

Splashing bandits
Verb
a word used when getting rid of a robber, member of an armed gang, one who robs travelers on the road

Jack: im gonna go splash some bandits

Jill: dont end up in the grave

by s(he) s(hits) (her)self November 27, 2023

sour splash

when you burp and a little bit of sour puke comes up

Guy: man i just threw up a bit
Guy2: man i hate sour splashes

by misatolikesbeer January 30, 2022

Hexagon Splash

When a girl is jizzed on by 6 guys simultaneously

Jessica got that hexagon splash after the party last night!

by Cartmanshaout June 24, 2024

splash one

To defecate, have a bowel movement, in a body of water from above, usu. a toilet.

Excuse me, I need to "splash one".

by nashntth April 02, 2008

Splashed em down

Usually used by road men in England, because guns aren’t allowed in England two opposing gangs will splash em down with thier blade

Ayo bruh, that Nikka from zone 2 tried to hit me up Bruce so I found em and splashed em down

by Dayendalyfe February 12, 2021