swedish conditions

A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.

High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.

We don't want swedish conditions in our country.

by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021

Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)

"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"

by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021

Swedish coffee

Very thin coffee.

"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."

by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021

Swedish Double Coffee

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun

Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.

by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021

Swedish tricycle

Whilst fingering a girl and choking her with your foot

Bart was effing his girl when Jodi asked for a swedish tricycle when she would’ve preferred a polish bikeride yaaaaaaaaa

by McGee888 December 16, 2021

Swedish Fish

The act of placing your pursed lips on another’s orifice, any orifice, and then surprise them by inserting your pointed tongue into their orifice.

The sensation feels like someone slipped a wet Swedish Fish into their mouth.

Have you ever given your friend a Swedish fish?

After I gave him/her a Swedish Fish she looked at me like a Swedish Fish.

by Drock420 December 17, 2021

Swedish

Annoying yet not in a mean way. Still irritating but not ruinging your day kind of annoying.

You are so Swedish

by AngryBirdSikeItsSteven December 20, 2021