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Smoker Etiquette

Also known as cigarettiquette. This is the unspoken law between smokers.

1. A bum should come prepared with a lighter.

2. Beggars can't be choosers.

3. If a cigarette is refused to a bum, the bum can't get butt hurt, just suck it up and deal.

4. When asking for a smoke, be polite and creative.

5. If the supplier has no lighter and the bum has lighter in hand, the supplier lights first.

6. The bum is required to make conversation with the supplier unless told to go away.

7. Bums should not ask the same person for a smoke more than once in a day.
B= Bum
S= Supplier

B-Excuse me, could I proposition you for a tasty smoky treat?

S- Sure, do you have a lighter?

B- Indeed, I do... Seems like we're both in luck.

(Light conversation ensues)

(Later that day...)

B- Hey man, sorry to bother you, but could I bum another?

S- Dude, I already gave you one today. Where's your smoker etiquette?
by Prof. Lofty April 17, 2009
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smoked chicken

black pussy (smoke=black person; chick(en) = female, usually attractive) Archaic Southern term, but not without its contemporary applications.
Many's the time that Beauregard would wait until the Missus was asleep, then slip out to the servant's quarters for a little smoked chicken.
by John Rooks June 16, 2003
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Smoken word refers to any written thoughts while under the influence of marijuana.
Finally I'm off work, now I can get my smoken word on!
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Smoke 'n Boke

A term used by someone obviously still under the influence from the night before who wants to smoke immediately after waking up.

Similar to Wake and Bake, only the user is already destroyed from prior engagments.

Expression is almost always yelled.
Dude 1: "Yo! Last night was nuts...*yawn*"
Dude 2: "SMOKE 'N BOKE!!"
{Sound of Lighter Sparking}
by Ev B. April 8, 2008
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crackin smoke

Another way of saying smokin crack, as in u'z a dumb ass motherfucker; or you're a fucking crackhead.
WTF! U got back with that sasquatch lookin bitch?! Crackin smoke foo.
I like crackin smoke. bahahahahha!!!
by Evereal (Rob from Hawthorne CA) September 28, 2003
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Yeah I smoke. But I ball.

A common statement among athletes who smoke weed. Indicates that no matter how much weed the athlete smokes, the proof is the pudding and they still ball out.
Hey Rod, you came into this meeting late and you smell like weed. Yeah I smoke. But I ball.
by phrasee January 5, 2010
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boner smoker

Someone who is a total gaylord, sucks an extraordinary amount of penis, or in general did something super mega gay to deserve this title.

Includes all types of boners: hickory smoked, steamed, barbecued, grilled, mesquite, etc.
"God, Brady is such a boner smoker."

"Shawn was creeping again on another drunk girl? What a fucking boner smoker."
by Mitch Comer March 24, 2008
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