sausage fest

with a bunch of dudes, and little/or no ladies.

ay billy how was jasons party?
dude it turned out to be a sausage fest, he brought over like 2 chicks and 30 guys showed up.

by conchita December 28, 2005

Sausage Link

The male version of a Daisy Chain. When a group of men form a complete circle with each man both sodomizing and being sodomized simultaneously (it can also be done orally). This can be a difficult sex act to perform. If the participants don't keep a steady rhythm going things can easily get out of whack, breaking the sausage link, and sometimes causing serious injury.

Having participated in their first successful sausage link, Tom and Dave finally began to feel accepted by the seasoned veterans in their group.

by Colostomy Kid June 1, 2006

sausage fest

A party made up of Only or mostly guys. There will be a LOT of penises..Never go to a party like this.
A few helpful hints:
1. Dont go to this type of party if you are a guy. You will be called a homo.
2. Dont go to this type of party if you are a women. Let me explain. There will be a huge number of men which means a lot of penises. All of these men will want to fuck something beside their hand (they are bored of that) so they will all go for a girl. You have a high chance of getting raped here. (If you are a slut and went went to the party for that reason feel free to go)
Bottom line: Unless you want to get gangbanged dont go to the party.

3. Watch your back and cover your assholes!

Summary:
Sausage Fest = BAD for Everyone

Tyrone: Hey, how was Joes party last night? Lots of hot girls?
Jamal: Hell No! Not even close. It was a total sausage fest.

Bob: Hey I've never been to Mikes parties. Are they good?
Steve: No he never has any hot girls. Its gonna be a sausage fest.
Bob: A what?
Steve: Never Mind just Watch Your back and cover your asshole.

by The War Lion December 9, 2008

sausage-gobbler

A person who enjoys a penis in his mouth a lot of the time.

Haggerty is such a sausage-gobbler!

by James Bell September 22, 2003

Sausage Fingers

Small, short, wide, obese fingers that resemble jimmy dean sausages. Makes it nearly impossible to use touch screen technology such as ipods, cellphones, etc.

Her sausage fingers grotesquely touch three letters at once on her touchscreen keyboard.

by Garald November 14, 2011

throwing a sausage up a close

close as in lobby or communal entrance-way. sausage as in john thomas. A description of having sex with a woman whose fanny is particulary slack.

"She said it didn't touch the sides, but it was like throwing a sausage up a close!"

by Michael S. Clark November 20, 2003

inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise

to place one's testicles in the anus of your lover and then insert your penis in her vagina while she is lying perpendicular to the floor resting only on her shoulders and neck (her ass is up in the air).

Tyrone gave that bitch an inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise and then called her a dirty ho.

by flyfart July 22, 2008