Bone Smuggler

A person, male or female, who enjoys provide oral favors to men. Also, a gay male.

Dude, Richard Simmons is a bone smuggler. He spends 30% of his day on his knees!

by VinylCatfish August 28, 2006

smugglin

1. Sexual act where the female hides a penis inside herself, in any applicable area.

She looks like she would be really great at smugglin!

by kickstand October 4, 2003

Meat Smuggler

A homosexual male

Joel is a meat smuggler

by BigAub December 21, 2008

Smuggins

Some one who is smug and a muggins at the same time

"My sister is such a Smuggins"

by Jimpersonguy September 5, 2009

Smugunctuous

The state of being extremely smug.

Mitchell "Smug"-unctuous Ng.

He's always in a state of smug, therefore he is smugunctuous.

by Bag3l September 28, 2010

pube smuggler

A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth

The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.

by Awsnap Whoodat September 24, 2011

smugfucker

a offensive term used when you are being robed

leave me alone you smugfucker!

by sweet May 24, 2003