The high ball flyer whose background is little known. Sitting in the underworld of his room away from civilization, he still manages to be everywhere and see everything. The Omega baby!
by Smartball August 10, 2004
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Stephi ere XD says:
im 100
- SmarterChild - says:
Last time you told me you were 99 years old! Do you want to change your age now?
''♥ Stephi ere // Year 9 ;) parti saturday XD says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
100? I find that hard to believe. Try again.
>>> My *library* has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
Stephi ere XD says:
i am tho
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Tho?
im 100
- SmarterChild - says:
Last time you told me you were 99 years old! Do you want to change your age now?
''♥ Stephi ere // Year 9 ;) parti saturday XD says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
100? I find that hard to believe. Try again.
>>> My *library* has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
Stephi ere XD says:
i am tho
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Tho?
by Stephanie ♥ October 26, 2008
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More then just a lag, it comes at you when you least expect it or are in the middle of something important in a game or chat site, it dosen't actually exist but when you lag a lot while important things are happening it's considered a smart lag because the odds aren't that small
WoW player : yes im finally gonna get the loot from that boss, damn that guy's about to steal it *lags*
*Random person passes by and takes it*
*WoW player stops lagging*
WoW player : What the hell just happened?
WoW player's online girlfriend : I love you
*WoW player starts lagging again and can't say it back*
WoW player's online girlfriend : Yeah sure don't say it back. *waits* You're just like my friends said, I hate men *runs off crying and blocks wow player from talking to her*
*WoW player stops lagging*
WoW player : Oh god f*cking damn it I'm having smart lags again.
*Random person passes by and takes it*
*WoW player stops lagging*
WoW player : What the hell just happened?
WoW player's online girlfriend : I love you
*WoW player starts lagging again and can't say it back*
WoW player's online girlfriend : Yeah sure don't say it back. *waits* You're just like my friends said, I hate men *runs off crying and blocks wow player from talking to her*
*WoW player stops lagging*
WoW player : Oh god f*cking damn it I'm having smart lags again.
by Metalhead308 October 1, 2008
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by ivy league August 10, 2009
Get the smart crew mug.A smart friend is someone you're probably only friends with because they are really smart and they get good grades in every subject. You use them to copy all the homework, get all the exam questions and get help with projects and written products.
John: hey Kira and Kyla seem like really good friends!
Bob: lmao she doesn't know it, but Kyla is Kira's smart friend.
Bob: lmao she doesn't know it, but Kyla is Kira's smart friend.
by EmoLife May 8, 2017
Get the Smart friend mug.A hi-tech "smart" phone that annoys the hell out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.
"My iPhone 4 just sent out a "Goodnight, I love you babe" mass text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. Stupid-smart phone.
I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
by Dylan684 September 7, 2010
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One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and dicks and in no time we were ready to leave. At the lake, we put everything into our slow canoe, though I almost forgot my small dick, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited slowly, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a sexy feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I stroked very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old dick that must have weighed three pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!
Wow. Funny!
Would you like to send this manicdote to a friend?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave the message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
Me: My mother
One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and dicks and in no time we were ready to leave. At the lake, we put everything into our slow canoe, though I almost forgot my small dick, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited slowly, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a sexy feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I stroked very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old dick that must have weighed three pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!
Wow. Funny!
Would you like to send this manicdote to a friend?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave the message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
Me: My mother
by Scoops McGee January 27, 2008
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