slurp slurp

A noise used when someone is bum-licking someone.

Person 1: I love you Mr. Stewart!
Person 2: *slurp slurp*
Person 1: Shut up!

by slurrrrp October 10, 2010

chocolate slurpee

When you make your partner stand on their head, give them an enema, and then insert a straw into thier anus and drink. This is best when the enema has been chilled for a good 30 minutes.

Jesse and I were feeling really kinky last night, so I did a chocolate slurpee on him.

by Eric April 6, 2005

anal slurpie

A guy has anal intercourse with a lady friend. The guy then ejaculates inside her rectum, after urinates inside also, and finishes it with a chocolate topping called poop. The guy then takes a straw and stirs it for a couple seconds then enjoys his "dairy treat."

Girl, that anal slurpie was tasty.

by Corey Christopher Turner July 27, 2008

Cherry Slurpee

When a virgin performs oral sex on a man.

Joan maintained her virginity by giving him a cherry slurpee.

by pwbinde February 17, 2012

alaskan slurpee

when a resident of alaska ejaculates into someone's mouth

damn courtney, you must get the best alaskan slurpees every night from your new boyfriend from juneau.

oh my god my eye!
eskimo surprise bitch!

by emilyriverboat January 16, 2008

Slurp off

The slurp off is a sex act. Similar to a blowjob, getting slurped off involves one's tounge being stuffed down the receiver's dickhole and proceeding to lick/slurp around within the testicles. The act of slurping off is illegal in 51 states.

Martin will Slurp off people for a quarter an hour.

by j9977 December 14, 2013

slurp monkey

Suck ass; one who takes brown nosing to a new level.

Look at that brown ring around rob's neck. he is such a slurp monkey.

by The Stiffis October 3, 2007