“hi simone”
simone : “ go eat a salad”
simone : “ go eat a salad”
by ash.cigarette March 5, 2022
Get the simone mug.Simon is a guy that obsesses over younger kids and gets themselves into trouble. Watch your drinks around them because if you aren't careful you may get a bit dizzy and wake up naked in a Simons bed.
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by lalaljpod November 22, 2021
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Get the Simone mug.Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024
Get the Simoned mug.Cool dude with cool accent. He has much story to talk about, you can find an old soul in him and if you have an old soul too you guys gonna talk for hours about deep stuff. He is fun, sarcastic, cute and a good friend. He is not humble at all and he is mean sometimes. What else...
A good listener a good responser :)
A good listener a good responser :)
Simon is the coolest
by Thecurlyhead June 21, 2020
Get the Simon mug.She is the most popular girl in school she has a creative mind and is very beautiful her beauty is beyond the world she’s naturally stunning. She has many good friends. she makes people smile by looking at her she is the warmest most cutest person in all existence. She’s has brown hazel eyes and beautiful dark brown hair. She’s the funniest person ever omg and she don’t take any bullshit from nobody. PERIODD.
Omg it’s Anna-simon wow I can’t believe my eyes she’s absolutely beautiful
Damn who’s that oh that’s ANNA-SIMON SHES THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL IVE EVER SEEN.
Damn who’s that oh that’s ANNA-SIMON SHES THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL IVE EVER SEEN.
by Louis_06 April 12, 2021
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