When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.
by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022
When you rub your feet on the carpet and touch penis tips with another man giving him a static electric shock.
by Jaylo_rainbo July 16, 2017
Sepsis caused by human wine decanting
by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021
by Tommythecat96 May 17, 2016
When both a female and male partner orgasm simultaneously, during penetration, and it feels so good, that it’s a shock to the cock.
by Doctorsukandi May 19, 2021
The state of body dysphoria surrounding insecurity to one's penis, be it for width, length, or girth, etc.
Person A: You seen Person C anywhere?
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.
by deathgrippin March 15, 2021
Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell
by Layoffthechesthair October 07, 2011