a weapon that is used to bother sharks, preferably resulting in the shark attacking you and leaving bite marks on your side
I have this thing called a Shark Rocket and I shoot it at them. And it really annoys sharks. And then I just wade there in the water and they come at me. But I'm really good at eluding them. I know this hip move, it's something porpoises do and I then I pretend that I have a bottleneck and I stab them in the gills. And it really is effective. I just punched it and it let me go. And tell me there's no time in your life when you swim faster than when a fuckin' shark lets you go, your just like "Aahhh no," you're on the beach, "Aahhh no!" Fucking shark let's you go and if you don't get pussy with that story, "You want to see my scar?"
by Yosef Yelen May 20, 2006
Get the shark rocketmug. A Very Cool Shark That Smokes Weed And Does Other Drugs Aswell.
Dank Sharks Are Usually Very Large.
There Have Only Been A Few Small Dank Sharks.
Dank Sharks Are Usually Very Large.
There Have Only Been A Few Small Dank Sharks.
by The Most True Person January 20, 2019
Get the Dank Sharkmug. a garbage song that is the most watched video on youtube it has a lot of dislikes because how garbage it is
by bigbballs November 4, 2021
Get the baby sharkmug. The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.
Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."
by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013
Get the Shark-Nosingmug. by Holy trinity-MC_Assassin_300 June 9, 2019
Get the Shark gangmug. by pigcharm May 27, 2013
Get the Noodle Sharkmug. Shark Thumb.
The sexual act of placing you little finger (pinky) inside your partners anus (butt), while keeping all other fingers tucked in except the thumb that will stand proud and looks like a shark fin just slightly cresting the bottom of your partners posterior (butt) as they lay on their front.
The sexual act of placing you little finger (pinky) inside your partners anus (butt), while keeping all other fingers tucked in except the thumb that will stand proud and looks like a shark fin just slightly cresting the bottom of your partners posterior (butt) as they lay on their front.
During foreplay Sam Shark Thumb'ed meredith last night, meredith giggled as she looked over her shoulder and saw the shark fin (Sam's thumb).
by Samqwell December 30, 2019
Get the shark thumbmug.