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Shane

Like most of the definitions, Shane's are often very shy, have massive cocks, and have blue eyes. Shane's are not assholes as the Shane's I know are definitely not assholes. Shane's are often hella confused when it comes to the feelings of love, as Shane's are often single asf. Shane's are also into sports, video games, and candy. Shane's love candy. Shane's are often very tall and skinny, and very shy, with low self esteem. They often enjoy company, and they get sad when it doesn't come. Shane's also have a keen sense of fashion and a fire shoe game. Shane's are also pretty good golfers.

P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao
by lactoseballer March 18, 2021
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A shane is a man who has pretty much done all types of jobs you can think of to support his family. He had a few broken hearts but that did not stop him from finding his forever. His heart is great but hard from all the hard times that was thrown at him. Shane is a very handsome and tall guy. But as a father he loves his children and would do everything in his power to keep them safe. Shane is also a man who knows what he wants and will find a way to get it. He is a awesome friend and man to have so do not let him go. When you see him you will see a hard man on the outside but as soon as you get to know him he has a soft inside. His advice is long but from the heart so take it and understand what he is saying is truly from the heart.
"Shane man I need you."
by jadeheart222 July 10, 2022
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Prettiest boy in the whole world ily so much :3 :p
"How would you like your burger?" "uhhhh medium rare??"-Shane
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a very cute human being with a very good personality
hey yk shane
by Carley Whahahhaha November 25, 2021
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An emotionally obese person. Reminds you of a red panda. Can be funny at times but ridiculously corny. Is an easy person to talk to but a complete b**** when he feels like it.
"Yo this guy is a complete shane"
by Mybitch028 March 1, 2024
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Pull a Shane

When your movie suddenly turns off because Shane’s sitting on the remote.
by Dickbender December 31, 2021
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shane finucane

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