sexual independent

An aontonamus way of stimulating yourself sexually

I dont need to have sex with anyone beacause i am a sexual independent.

by monkeyanimalss January 31, 2016

sexual houdini

When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.

3 mates chatting about a Slut

A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship

T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini

by Lt_Atilla May 22, 2016

sexually philanthropic

Attending to your sexual partner's needs like they are a starving Ethiopian child.

Butt stuff is very sexually philanthropic because it makes my boyfriend feel good, but I don't particularly enjoy it.

Sexual philanthropy is a great way to give back to the community.

by sexualjumanji December 21, 2016

sexual vegan

Some1 who doesn't suck dick.

"Yo John how about you suck my meat motherfucker." "Nah man I'm good I'm like a Sexual Vegan so."

by Str0be January 13, 2017

Sexual Whore

A term used by 50 year old fathers to their daughters when they can’t say the word whore by themselves because their daughter bought too many pool toys

‘Sorry for calling you a sexual whore’

by Handogjammu January 7, 2019

Sexual Camel

A person who has the ability to go long periods of time between sexual encounters.

My husband’s a sexual camel, he can go weeks between sex.

by Sylvan Butler June 14, 2019

Sexual reject

Individual who is widely regarded as sexually unfit in the commonplace heterosexual sexual relationship, that is denied sexual desire and attention from the opposite sex. i.e: Trans, Intersex individuals.

Sam: Why don't you get a boyfriend already, Trish?

Trish: I'm a sexual reject, no one would want me.

by julstick June 25, 2019