God's D-piece

The Perfect Male: perfect at everything. Anything he attempts; he successeds, rather it be sports, languages, music, ect. All the women want him and all the men want to be like him.
This character typically found in anime but, appears time to time in life.

"Usu's God's D-piece, no other way to describe it"
Usu of "Maid-sama!"

by cRaZi3wAy August 31, 2018

A-S-A-P-T-S-D

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 29, 2019

Bruh's've'ly'd'ya'nt'ies's'd'ly'es'ies'ed'd've'laint'nt'ies's'es'd

The most superior version of the bruh word variants.

Guy 1: this is a bruh moment

Guy 2: do you mean this is a bruh's've'ly'd'ya'nt'ies's'd'ly'es'ies'ed'd've'laint'nt'ies's'es'd moment?

guy 1: .....what? you're drunk, go to sleep

by C-152 April 12, 2020

W.W.S.D

What Would Sugar Do, in tough situations you just gotta think how would Sugar Tits deal with this??

Person 1: "I really don't know whether to wear this dress to the BDSM threesome with my boss is it too short?"
Person 2: "Dude no dress is too short just think W.W.S.D?"

by Sugar Cube #4 August 19, 2013

P.T.T.P.S.D.

Post Traumatic Toilet Paper Stress Disorder.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.

I contracted P.T.T.P.S.D. after dropping a duece and discovered there was no tp in the stall.

by insanemailman April 12, 2014

B.I.S.D

Bitch I Smoke Dope

Teacher asked Suzy to tell the class what she did for vacation. Suzy told her teacher B.I.S.D.

by WeezySexyBaby March 7, 2018

E.A.S.D.

This stands for Excessive Attention Seeking Disorder, someone you know may have it. You can be diagnosed, so if you or your friend are obsessed with Drama, you should talk to your doctor about this disorder.

Felicia: Oh my gosh did you HEAR? Apparently you have E.A.S.D.
Stupid bitch: what’s that?
Felicia: Talk to your doctor ASAP hun!

by Ihatefakegirls February 7, 2019