Sandwich Job

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.

girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! spread it on.

by andrewtz August 17, 2010

pee sandwich

When your hands are so dirty going into the bathroom, you have to wash your hands first, then go to the bathroom (usually urination), then wash your hands afterwords.

After his work on the construction site, Mark had to take a pee sandwich.

by O.D.Bat. January 1, 2009

spam sandwich

A tasty polynesian treat; consisting of a generous serving of South Pacific Asian Meat sandwiched between 2 or more intensely euphoric women.

The spam sandwich is said to be a powerful aphrodisiac.

by mel&moe December 29, 2004

Toasted Sandwich

The act of sexual intercourse during your lunch break.
This is used in order to acheive pleasure as well as make it back to the office before your lunch break is over.

My girlfriend gave me a toasted sandwich over lunch.

by Letitgokaboom October 2, 2009

Work Sandwich

A sandwich prepared by a wife for her blue-collared husband's lunch. Such sandwiches are indicative of the husband's libido, either ravenous or lacking: Thick meat on a sandwich indicates a happy wife, whereas a thin slice of bologna with no condiments stands testament to a man who has been ignoring his carnal obligations.

Bob's wife gave him a skimpy Work Sandwich -- they won't be married for much longer.

by The Grottomaster May 17, 2011

mayo sandwich

Giving a girl a mouthful of sperm. Since it has a consistency similar to mayo, combined with a girls mouth it immulates what having a mayo sandwich in her mouth would look like.

Peter North: Ready for this facial?

Girl:No, I'd rather you give me a mayo sandwich!

by Erndigla April 13, 2008

Solid Sandwich

A sexual act involving three males in which one man is anally penetrated. Simultaneously, the receiving man holds another male upside down and males #2 and #3 orally pleasure each other.

I'm horny. Let's make a solid sandwich.

by FreshFruit89 October 18, 2008