A short, Greek man with a big forehead. Usually goes by garída. Can make any girls mouni turn into a jet hose with just the tip of a finger.
by Squirtworks June 6, 2022
Get the Squirt Mastermug. When a girl pees on a guy during sex.
Guy’s have believed that girls can squirt for years mainly because they are easily manipulated and afraid that they have been peed on.
Synonyms: pee
Guy’s have believed that girls can squirt for years mainly because they are easily manipulated and afraid that they have been peed on.
Synonyms: pee
“He told me he only dates girls that squirt so I peed on him.”
“Please excuse me, I have to go squirt.”
“Squirt or be squirted.” - Mark Prentice July 2019
“Please excuse me, I have to go squirt.”
“Squirt or be squirted.” - Mark Prentice July 2019
by Squirtorbesquirted July 10, 2019
Get the Squirtmug. No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber
by Wrld333 November 5, 2020
Get the No Squirt Decembermug. by Maackdawg May 20, 2023
Get the Squirtmug. A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.
by Sh3p007 October 28, 2022
Get the QWERTY Squirtmug. The guys may have Destroy Dick December, but us ladies have our own month to ourselves- Spectacular Squirt September
by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018
Get the Spectacular Squirt Septembermug. The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.
Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022
Get the first squirtmug.