Southern Swag

Southern Swag; verb; The act of being Swag and being a redneck, usually with something dripped out, ex; a modified pickup truck with larger tires.
That farmer had some Southern Swag on his tractor, this made all his neighbors jealous.
by Limp_wood1984 August 06, 2021
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Southern Humboldt

Where true capitalists are born. Where the best weed is grown. Lots if hot girls and amazing weather. You should defineltly stop by sometime. The redwood trees are a bonus.
I live in Southern Humboldt aka SoHum
by Humboldtgrowndreams November 22, 2013
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Southern Scuba Dive

When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.
Guy: Dude last night me and the girl did a southern scuba dive.

Friend: that's nasty man.
by Vundaba October 21, 2011
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Southern Wind

When you're rimming someone and they fart in your face.
Hahaha, Joe totally got a Southern Wind last night.
by dav3dlegend September 21, 2015
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Southern Mustache

The Pubic celery that lavishly decorated the girth lengthy gonzolite appendage often found south of the equator.
by Gwizzle1 September 05, 2022
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Southern Straw

A male sexual appendage, usually in the southern region.
“Hey, Sandy. Have you sipped on that southern straw yet?”

“No, but I will when he comes over tonight.”
by WhiteClaw4eva September 22, 2019
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bitter southerner

After work no teeth blowjob when the guys hasn’t showered all day.
Amy gave Chris a bitter southerner before heading home to shower and hit the happy hours.
by December 29, 2023
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