Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
A male who compensates for a perceived lack of penis size by tucking a pair of rolled-up socks in his underwear. (Commonly used as an insult)
by dutchboy September 04, 2012
fuzzy socks- When you don't feel like caring about what the heck goes on your feet and your number one priority in to live in comfy. Even if it means ditching you reputation
person one: what are you wearing on you feet?
person two: I'm wearing special Netflix socks and black and white yeezys. They were like, 350$ so.. what about you?
person one: Oh! ummm........ Fuzzy Socks??!!??
person two: I'm wearing special Netflix socks and black and white yeezys. They were like, 350$ so.. what about you?
person one: Oh! ummm........ Fuzzy Socks??!!??
by VERAALOE November 14, 2017
What occurs when someone wears socks that are way too small for their feet. The socks slip under the person's heels and settle under the arches of their feet, forming a "puddle" of their sock(s).
While walking to school, John felt his feet starting to get uncomfortable. He realized he was getting sock puddles, as a result of wearing his smallest ankle socks.
by Gennabee January 27, 2010
May 8th:
No Socks Day is a day to free your toes of the confines of socks and stocking. The creators of this day also profess that No Socks Day will reduce your laundry load, and therefore, is healthy for the environment.
No Socks Day is a day to free your toes of the confines of socks and stocking. The creators of this day also profess that No Socks Day will reduce your laundry load, and therefore, is healthy for the environment.
by Pandabear8675309 February 25, 2012
Its when your at a party and your girlfriend disappears to fuck ya mate, and when she gets caught coming out of the bedroom with him she then states” she was just looking for socks”
by GrantDobbedYaIn November 18, 2021
Your sock comes off when you’re sleeping, and touches you in the night scaring you awake like the feeling of when a spider is crawling on you.
by Summo777 May 21, 2021